1 00:00:26,720 --> 00:00:28,359 A woman who jumped from the roof 2 00:00:28,360 --> 00:00:30,999 of a multi-story building in Camberwell yesterday 3 00:00:31,000 --> 00:00:32,639 has been pronounced dead. 4 00:00:32,640 --> 00:00:35,079 Okay, I found a place. 5 00:00:35,080 --> 00:00:37,800 Five-star, swanky, the whole thing. 6 00:00:38,320 --> 00:00:40,759 And I've never been to Spain before, so... 7 00:00:40,760 --> 00:00:42,759 - Portugal. - Hmm? 8 00:00:42,760 --> 00:00:44,279 Sagres is in Portugal, babe. 9 00:00:44,280 --> 00:00:47,559 Okay, who cares? Look, it looks so nice. 10 00:00:47,560 --> 00:00:50,919 - And you know all about looking nice. - Hey, now I've got hat hair. 11 00:00:50,920 --> 00:00:52,359 Yeah, I like it like that. 12 00:00:52,360 --> 00:00:53,680 Here, try this. 13 00:00:54,200 --> 00:00:56,039 - What is it? - My new creation. 14 00:00:56,040 --> 00:00:57,800 It's focus group today, so... 15 00:00:58,440 --> 00:01:00,680 Oh, sneak preview. Lucky me. 16 00:01:04,160 --> 00:01:05,599 - Mmm. Yeah. - Mm-hmm? 17 00:01:05,600 --> 00:01:06,760 - Yeah? - It's great. 18 00:01:08,240 --> 00:01:09,799 - What is it? - It's miso jam. 19 00:01:09,800 --> 00:01:10,719 Hmm? 20 00:01:10,720 --> 00:01:12,440 - Miso jam. - You so what? 21 00:01:13,040 --> 00:01:15,399 - Oh, you are such a dick. - You so pretty. 22 00:01:15,400 --> 00:01:17,679 You so tasty. 23 00:01:19,240 --> 00:01:22,279 And miso want a holiday. 24 00:01:22,280 --> 00:01:24,439 Okay. 25 00:01:35,320 --> 00:01:38,639 People may say that they're not ready for those textures in biscuits, 26 00:01:38,640 --> 00:01:41,199 but our taste tests have rated off the charts, so... 27 00:01:41,200 --> 00:01:44,599 - Ah, ah! That's my almond milk. - I was only gonna have a bit. 28 00:01:44,600 --> 00:01:46,399 - But you can have any milk. - Well... 29 00:01:46,400 --> 00:01:48,519 - That's the only vegan one. - Oh my God. You serious? 30 00:01:48,520 --> 00:01:51,079 - Okay. - Milk fascist. Okay, I'll have some... 31 00:01:51,080 --> 00:01:51,999 Ow! 32 00:01:52,000 --> 00:01:53,919 - Maria, we're ready in here. - My kidneys! 33 00:01:53,920 --> 00:01:55,159 - Yeah? - Yeah. 34 00:01:55,160 --> 00:01:57,279 Guys, sorry. I'm gonna have to wrap up on this. 35 00:01:57,280 --> 00:01:58,999 Looking like a regular Hucklebuck. 36 00:01:59,000 --> 00:02:00,719 Yes, boss. Made just like you said. 37 00:02:00,720 --> 00:02:03,799 - Oh, no nuts in the nougat, right? - Nah. Just sugar and egg whites. 38 00:02:03,800 --> 00:02:04,919 Okay, good. 39 00:02:04,920 --> 00:02:08,840 'Cause my EpiPen is way over there, and I can't be arsed to run. 40 00:02:10,080 --> 00:02:11,519 I think you've done it again. 41 00:02:11,520 --> 00:02:14,679 It's another of your mental ideas that, annoyingly, really works. 42 00:02:14,680 --> 00:02:17,999 Okay. Got my guinea pigs at reception. All set? 43 00:02:18,000 --> 00:02:19,240 Yeah. Wanna try one? 44 00:02:22,280 --> 00:02:25,960 Come on in. Take a seat around the table, please. 45 00:02:26,520 --> 00:02:27,399 Hi. 46 00:02:29,040 --> 00:02:30,080 Okay. 47 00:02:30,880 --> 00:02:32,559 They're amazing, but think about... 48 00:02:32,560 --> 00:02:33,839 First thing I'm... 49 00:02:33,840 --> 00:02:36,040 Guys, Captain Jack Sparrow at the end. 50 00:02:36,960 --> 00:02:38,879 - What? - That guy. Look at him. 51 00:02:38,880 --> 00:02:39,999 - That's nice. - Yeah. 52 00:02:40,000 --> 00:02:41,120 Thank you. 53 00:02:41,840 --> 00:02:43,479 - Anyone want a coffee? - Oh, yeah. 54 00:02:43,480 --> 00:02:45,919 - Can I get a double espresso, please? - Black for me. 55 00:02:45,920 --> 00:02:47,079 Can I get a latte? 56 00:02:47,080 --> 00:02:50,679 Okay, well, thank you all so much for being here. 57 00:02:50,680 --> 00:02:53,159 Um, I'm Camille. I'll be running today's session. 58 00:02:53,160 --> 00:02:57,120 Hi. Sorry, is this the right room for the tasting thing? 59 00:02:57,800 --> 00:02:58,800 Oh. 60 00:02:59,600 --> 00:03:02,120 Oh, sorry, I don't think you're in today. 61 00:03:02,720 --> 00:03:03,799 - Is that... - Oh. 62 00:03:03,800 --> 00:03:05,279 No, it can't be. 63 00:03:05,280 --> 00:03:07,559 Uh, I should be on your list. Verity Greene. 64 00:03:07,560 --> 00:03:11,000 - Christ, that is her. Verity Greene. - Hang on. 65 00:03:11,880 --> 00:03:13,199 Oh yes, you are down here. 66 00:03:13,200 --> 00:03:15,159 Um, come on through. We haven't got going yet. 67 00:03:15,160 --> 00:03:16,279 - Sorry. - You know her? 68 00:03:16,280 --> 00:03:18,639 - I'll grab my seat... - Yeah, she went to my school. 69 00:03:18,640 --> 00:03:20,519 - Sorry, so sorry. - Oh no, no bother. 70 00:03:20,520 --> 00:03:23,360 - Hey. - Well, that's a makeover she's had. 71 00:03:24,040 --> 00:03:25,959 - Oh yeah? - Okay. 72 00:03:25,960 --> 00:03:27,760 Guys, time to dig in. 73 00:03:28,320 --> 00:03:32,479 Our head of flavor has dreamt up a fresh take on our famous Hucklebuck, 74 00:03:32,480 --> 00:03:34,799 and you lucky people get to try it first. 75 00:03:34,800 --> 00:03:35,959 So have a taste, 76 00:03:35,960 --> 00:03:38,360 and let's talk about how it makes you feel. 77 00:03:45,200 --> 00:03:48,200 Yeah, do take a moment to sit with the flavor if you're not sure. 78 00:03:48,840 --> 00:03:50,320 I'm sorry, but that's rank. 79 00:03:50,960 --> 00:03:51,879 Okay. 80 00:03:51,880 --> 00:03:55,399 I mean, I like the normal Hucklebuck, 81 00:03:55,400 --> 00:03:57,920 but these are just... I mean... 82 00:03:58,440 --> 00:03:59,639 I liked it. 83 00:03:59,640 --> 00:04:02,079 What did you say the flavor group was? 84 00:04:02,080 --> 00:04:04,919 Uh, miso. It's a sort of umami. 85 00:04:04,920 --> 00:04:07,079 Why? Why would you do that? 86 00:04:07,080 --> 00:04:09,439 - Can I have another one? - Yeah. Of course. 87 00:04:09,440 --> 00:04:10,800 Take as many as you like. 88 00:04:11,400 --> 00:04:12,560 Sorry. 89 00:04:15,160 --> 00:04:18,640 Maybe it's just me, but it definitely grows on you. 90 00:04:19,360 --> 00:04:20,359 Okay. 91 00:04:20,360 --> 00:04:24,120 But on the second one, it's, like, ten times better. Honest. 92 00:04:25,040 --> 00:04:26,040 You should try. 93 00:04:38,080 --> 00:04:39,240 Mm. Actually, 94 00:04:40,360 --> 00:04:42,160 now I've gotten used to it, it's... 95 00:04:43,200 --> 00:04:44,039 it's not bad. 96 00:04:44,040 --> 00:04:45,439 I like the saltiness. 97 00:04:45,440 --> 00:04:46,519 Okay, saltiness. 98 00:04:46,520 --> 00:04:49,199 It really compliments the chocolate, like, the contrast. 99 00:04:49,200 --> 00:04:51,080 - Yeah. That's what I thought. - Great. 100 00:04:51,720 --> 00:04:54,240 - Thank God for Verity, yeah? - Yeah. 101 00:05:01,320 --> 00:05:03,959 - Thank you. - Punchy. 102 00:05:03,960 --> 00:05:05,399 - Mm. - Well done, boss. 103 00:05:05,400 --> 00:05:07,479 - The colors go... - Thank you. 104 00:05:07,480 --> 00:05:09,040 That was my design brief. 105 00:05:13,600 --> 00:05:15,119 Maria. 106 00:05:15,120 --> 00:05:16,719 Yeah, it's Maria, isn't it? 107 00:05:16,720 --> 00:05:19,399 Verity Greene. Do you remember me? Colworth Manor High. 108 00:05:19,400 --> 00:05:22,399 - Oh my God. Yes. Of course. - Yeah. 109 00:05:22,400 --> 00:05:25,839 - Hi. Wow. It's been... - God, yeah... like, ten years? 110 00:05:25,840 --> 00:05:27,719 - Crazy. - Yeah. What are the chances? 111 00:05:27,720 --> 00:05:30,839 - Wow! - Are you here for the tasting thing? 112 00:05:30,840 --> 00:05:33,319 Oh, no. No, no. No, I... I work here. 113 00:05:33,320 --> 00:05:35,319 - You work here? - Yeah, in the RandD division. 114 00:05:35,320 --> 00:05:37,519 - In the RandD? Oh! - Mm-hmm. 115 00:05:37,520 --> 00:05:39,559 Yeah, I'm just doing the focus group thing. 116 00:05:39,560 --> 00:05:41,719 I really enjoyed it. It was so interesting. 117 00:05:41,720 --> 00:05:43,039 All the new fillings. 118 00:05:43,040 --> 00:05:44,599 - I mean, all the science of it. - Yeah. 119 00:05:44,600 --> 00:05:47,160 Yeah. I think I'm definitely gonna apply for the job. 120 00:05:48,960 --> 00:05:53,519 - Right. Sorry, the job? - Yeah, the, uh, research assistant in RandD. 121 00:05:53,520 --> 00:05:55,399 I don't think there is a job going. 122 00:05:55,400 --> 00:05:56,879 Oh, the... 123 00:05:56,880 --> 00:05:59,200 It said on the website there was a vacancy. 124 00:05:59,800 --> 00:06:02,039 I'm quite... I mean, I'd know, 125 00:06:02,040 --> 00:06:04,759 and I, yeah, I don't think there is a job going right now. 126 00:06:04,760 --> 00:06:06,119 - Oh. - Sorry. 127 00:06:06,120 --> 00:06:07,879 Yeah, I could have sworn... 128 00:06:07,880 --> 00:06:09,559 Oh. That's a pity. 129 00:06:12,000 --> 00:06:15,040 If you remember anything about me, you'll know that I love a lab. 130 00:06:15,640 --> 00:06:16,919 Yes. 131 00:06:16,920 --> 00:06:19,320 I was such a geek at school, wasn't I? 132 00:06:19,960 --> 00:06:22,439 - Well... - I, like, lived in the computer room. 133 00:06:22,440 --> 00:06:23,559 Yeah, you were... 134 00:06:23,560 --> 00:06:27,119 I'm amazed you remember me at all because you were definitely popular. 135 00:06:27,120 --> 00:06:28,239 I mean, I don't know... 136 00:06:28,240 --> 00:06:30,839 Oh yeah. No. Especially compared to me. 137 00:06:31,840 --> 00:06:33,200 Like, what was I? 138 00:06:37,720 --> 00:06:40,159 Um, look, I... Actually, I have to go. 139 00:06:40,160 --> 00:06:41,960 - Oh God, sorry. Yeah. Sorry. - Yeah. 140 00:06:43,920 --> 00:06:45,040 Yeah, um... 141 00:06:45,600 --> 00:06:47,840 - It was good to see you. - Yeah, you too. 142 00:07:09,200 --> 00:07:10,039 Hey, Gabe. 143 00:07:10,040 --> 00:07:11,799 - Hey. - Hey. 144 00:07:11,800 --> 00:07:14,559 - Oh, nice one on the miso jam Hucklebuck. - Oh. 145 00:07:14,560 --> 00:07:16,759 Camille said they were hesitant at first, then... 146 00:07:16,760 --> 00:07:18,479 - Yeah, it's a grower. - A big grower. 147 00:07:18,480 --> 00:07:20,199 They asked for takeaways. 148 00:07:20,200 --> 00:07:22,799 I just saw we've got an advert for a research assistant. 149 00:07:22,800 --> 00:07:27,279 - Oh yeah. Yeah, it went up a few days ago. - It's just that we hired Luisa in March. 150 00:07:27,280 --> 00:07:28,640 Well, expanding the team. 151 00:07:29,560 --> 00:07:31,919 I mean, we're doing well. You are doing well. 152 00:07:31,920 --> 00:07:34,079 Ditta's really into your mallow concept. 153 00:07:34,080 --> 00:07:37,119 - Might launch it globally if he likes it. - Mr. Ditta said that? 154 00:07:37,120 --> 00:07:39,999 Ask him if you don't believe me. He'll be here Thursday. 155 00:07:40,000 --> 00:07:41,320 - Here? - Yeah. 156 00:07:41,880 --> 00:07:43,560 Gonna get myself a new shirt. 157 00:07:47,040 --> 00:07:48,839 She's this girl I went to school with. 158 00:07:48,840 --> 00:07:51,599 I haven't seen her in years, and then today, bam, 159 00:07:51,600 --> 00:07:55,399 she's in one of the focus groups, and then she's after a job in our office. 160 00:07:55,400 --> 00:07:56,959 - In your office? - My office. 161 00:07:56,960 --> 00:07:59,279 - Is there a job going? - Well, yeah, but not for her. 162 00:07:59,280 --> 00:08:02,319 - She was, like, the school freak. - Is that her official title or... 163 00:08:02,320 --> 00:08:03,519 She was clever, 164 00:08:03,520 --> 00:08:07,520 like, brainbox clever to the point where she was sort of "off." 165 00:08:08,240 --> 00:08:09,639 Zero social skills. 166 00:08:09,640 --> 00:08:11,560 She had this mad hair. 167 00:08:12,080 --> 00:08:15,359 She was always scribbling, like, these weird little diagrams 168 00:08:15,360 --> 00:08:17,680 of, like, computers that she wanted to build. 169 00:08:18,240 --> 00:08:20,599 She... sounds kind of cool. 170 00:08:20,600 --> 00:08:23,680 No, she definitely was not cool. Right from the off. 171 00:08:27,560 --> 00:08:29,240 And there was this rumor about her. 172 00:08:30,160 --> 00:08:31,160 Spicy rumor? 173 00:08:31,880 --> 00:08:34,679 That she wanked off Mr. Kendrick in the computer room. 174 00:08:34,680 --> 00:08:36,999 What, "Mr. Kendrick"? What, like a teacher? 175 00:08:37,000 --> 00:08:39,039 Yeah. But it probably wasn't even true. 176 00:08:39,040 --> 00:08:40,039 - It was... - That is... 177 00:08:40,040 --> 00:08:42,279 Teenagers love to gossip, even if it's bullshit. 178 00:08:42,280 --> 00:08:44,359 This is you saying you gossiped about Verity? 179 00:08:44,360 --> 00:08:46,839 - Everyone gossiped about Verity. - Okay. 180 00:08:46,840 --> 00:08:49,760 - It was just... She was just... - An easy target? 181 00:08:50,600 --> 00:08:51,600 Not for me. 182 00:08:53,920 --> 00:08:55,759 This one girl, Natalie Caine, 183 00:08:55,760 --> 00:08:59,039 when she heard about the Mr. Kendrick stuff, she was ruthless. 184 00:08:59,040 --> 00:09:00,879 She kept calling Verity "Milkmaid," 185 00:09:00,880 --> 00:09:03,039 like, over and over till it stuck, 186 00:09:03,040 --> 00:09:05,360 and then that was just her name. 187 00:09:05,920 --> 00:09:09,720 Like, "Look at Milkmaid's hair." "Look at Milkmaid sitting on her own." 188 00:09:10,600 --> 00:09:12,760 - Kids can be vicious. - Mm. 189 00:09:13,280 --> 00:09:16,399 But she was always this big computer genius at school, 190 00:09:16,400 --> 00:09:18,519 and this says she's been working at a travel agent. 191 00:09:18,520 --> 00:09:20,560 - Wait. Are you stalking her? - No. 192 00:09:21,520 --> 00:09:23,999 But to go from that to food research, I mean, why? 193 00:09:24,000 --> 00:09:26,359 Maybe she's got the qualifications. 194 00:09:26,360 --> 00:09:28,680 She won't have the qualifications. 195 00:09:37,520 --> 00:09:42,560 Uh, after that, then I took molecular biochemistry at Cambridge. 196 00:09:43,360 --> 00:09:45,639 Yeah. I was quite proud because I got a first. 197 00:09:45,640 --> 00:09:46,599 So I see. 198 00:09:46,600 --> 00:09:49,439 And around the same time, I just got fascinated by food, 199 00:09:49,440 --> 00:09:51,919 so I enrolled in a catering course at Oxford Brookes. 200 00:09:51,920 --> 00:09:54,199 You've been scuba diving since you were 12? 201 00:10:06,240 --> 00:10:08,319 - That's your mate, isn't it? - Mm. 202 00:10:08,320 --> 00:10:10,319 Oh, who's been at this? 203 00:10:10,320 --> 00:10:13,159 - Don't look at me. - I'll write my name on it, then. 204 00:10:13,160 --> 00:10:16,079 - Need help with spelling? Begins with "L." - Yeah. Funny. 205 00:10:16,080 --> 00:10:18,559 Uh, guys? Hello! Everyone. 206 00:10:18,560 --> 00:10:21,759 Um, this is Verity. 207 00:10:21,760 --> 00:10:24,639 She's gonna be joining us as our new research assistant. 208 00:10:24,640 --> 00:10:26,759 Please make her feel welcome. 209 00:10:26,760 --> 00:10:29,359 Nick, could you find Verity a desk? 210 00:10:29,360 --> 00:10:30,879 Yeah. Definitely, yeah. 211 00:10:30,880 --> 00:10:31,839 Thank you. 212 00:10:31,840 --> 00:10:33,919 - Hi. Thank you. - Enjoy. 213 00:10:33,920 --> 00:10:35,039 - Hi. - Hi. 214 00:10:35,040 --> 00:10:37,359 - Do you want to come this way, m'lady? - Yeah. 215 00:10:37,360 --> 00:10:39,879 - Uh, great. You're welcome. - Hi. 216 00:10:39,880 --> 00:10:41,639 Hey, again. 217 00:10:41,640 --> 00:10:43,599 - How about right here? - Oh. 218 00:10:43,600 --> 00:10:44,999 - Pre-warmed chair. - Oh. 219 00:10:45,000 --> 00:10:48,640 - Slide you in, which is a plus. - Gabe? Gabe? Hey. 220 00:10:49,520 --> 00:10:50,520 Um... 221 00:10:51,040 --> 00:10:54,079 - That's quite the fast track. - Yeah, well, I just thought, why not? 222 00:10:54,080 --> 00:10:58,920 - She's overqualified if anything. I mean... - Right, and that's... that's all legit? 223 00:10:59,800 --> 00:11:02,639 Well, I haven't rung Cambridge to ask if she's a fantasist, 224 00:11:02,640 --> 00:11:03,839 if that's what you mean. 225 00:11:03,840 --> 00:11:07,399 I'm just saying 'cause, um, I went to school with her. 226 00:11:07,400 --> 00:11:09,959 - Yeah, you said. Did you not get on? - There it is. 227 00:11:09,960 --> 00:11:13,359 No, it wasn't that. It wasn't that. She was just a bit... 228 00:11:13,360 --> 00:11:14,439 A bit? 229 00:11:14,440 --> 00:11:15,560 You know... 230 00:11:17,920 --> 00:11:18,920 odd. 231 00:11:19,280 --> 00:11:20,839 Well, we're all a bit odd. 232 00:11:20,840 --> 00:11:23,360 I'm just saying maybe kick the tires a bit more. 233 00:11:24,200 --> 00:11:26,479 I'll... I'll call around. Better? 234 00:11:26,480 --> 00:11:28,799 Yeah. Look, it's probably all fine. 235 00:11:28,800 --> 00:11:30,639 Yeah. It probably is. 236 00:11:30,640 --> 00:11:32,479 It's a great place to work. 237 00:11:32,480 --> 00:11:36,439 We're a really chill partnership, and, um... 238 00:11:36,440 --> 00:11:40,399 No, internal dating is allowed, but it's just frowned upon in some areas. 239 00:11:40,400 --> 00:11:42,760 We'll add you to, uh, the WhatsApp group. 240 00:11:43,480 --> 00:11:46,720 Um, there's a funny WhatsApp group. We do memes. We do sort of, like... 241 00:11:51,040 --> 00:11:52,359 Hey, babes. 242 00:11:52,360 --> 00:11:54,159 - Gabe's hired her. - Huh? 243 00:11:54,160 --> 00:11:56,160 Verity fucking Greene. 244 00:11:56,880 --> 00:11:58,279 So she was qualified. 245 00:11:58,280 --> 00:11:59,559 Yeah, on paper. 246 00:11:59,560 --> 00:12:01,440 Qualifications are on paper. 247 00:12:04,760 --> 00:12:06,160 Have you got beef with her? 248 00:12:07,160 --> 00:12:08,160 No. 249 00:12:09,240 --> 00:12:10,839 It sounds like you got beef with her. 250 00:12:10,840 --> 00:12:12,720 Go back to your... game. 251 00:12:33,480 --> 00:12:34,919 - Doors closing. - Oh. 252 00:12:34,920 --> 00:12:36,720 - Morning. - Doors opening. 253 00:12:37,280 --> 00:12:38,600 - Morning. - Morning. 254 00:12:39,680 --> 00:12:42,160 - Doors closing. - So I checked Verity out. 255 00:12:42,800 --> 00:12:44,679 - Yeah? - Clean bill of health. 256 00:12:44,680 --> 00:12:46,879 - They all said super attentive. - Okay. 257 00:12:46,880 --> 00:12:47,999 - Really smart. - Okay. 258 00:12:48,000 --> 00:12:50,200 - Plays well with others. Yeah. - I get it. 259 00:12:50,720 --> 00:12:54,319 - So, um, all okay? - Floor two. 260 00:12:54,320 --> 00:12:55,319 All okay. 261 00:12:55,320 --> 00:12:56,679 Doors opening. 262 00:12:56,680 --> 00:12:59,999 Great, because I told Verity she can conduit between you and Yudy today. 263 00:13:00,000 --> 00:13:02,359 - She can conduit? Conduit's not a verb. - You know, liaise. 264 00:13:02,360 --> 00:13:05,079 - You... you got what I meant. - Also, we don't need a conduit. 265 00:13:05,080 --> 00:13:07,559 It's just so, you know, she can watch your process. 266 00:13:07,560 --> 00:13:09,279 - Learn the ropes. - Right. 267 00:13:09,280 --> 00:13:13,359 - Uh-huh. And maybe even break the ice. - Sure. 268 00:13:13,360 --> 00:13:15,879 - Have you tasted Verity's flapjacks? Wow. - Steady on. 269 00:13:15,880 --> 00:13:18,039 - Help yourself. - Hey. What's going on? 270 00:13:18,040 --> 00:13:19,319 These are so good. 271 00:13:19,320 --> 00:13:23,319 - Mmm. You should work for a food company. - Yeah, maybe I should. 272 00:13:27,040 --> 00:13:29,719 So this is my new mallow concept, the Doubloon. 273 00:13:29,720 --> 00:13:31,999 Mmm. I wanna eat it already! 274 00:13:32,000 --> 00:13:33,360 Always a good sign. 275 00:13:34,000 --> 00:13:39,919 So, for Yudy, the kitchen head, we compile the full list of ingredients, obviously. 276 00:13:39,920 --> 00:13:41,839 Right, yes. That's where I come in. 277 00:13:41,840 --> 00:13:43,080 For today, yeah. 278 00:13:43,960 --> 00:13:45,999 - So, for the enrobing chocolate... - Mm-hmm. 279 00:13:46,000 --> 00:13:49,999 ...that is 70% dark with fine salt crystals. 280 00:13:50,000 --> 00:13:54,639 70% dark choc, fine salt crystals. 281 00:13:54,640 --> 00:13:55,959 - Yeah. - Um... 282 00:13:55,960 --> 00:13:57,959 And the, um, marshmallow? 283 00:13:57,960 --> 00:13:59,759 - It's just mallow. - Yep, right, mallow. 284 00:13:59,760 --> 00:14:01,799 Non-pork gelatine for the mallow. 285 00:14:01,800 --> 00:14:04,160 Non-pork gelatine. 286 00:14:05,240 --> 00:14:08,759 Actually, you know what? I can't remember if it's pork Mr. Ditta doesn't eat. 287 00:14:08,760 --> 00:14:11,879 Better to go totally plant-based. Um, carrageenan. 288 00:14:11,880 --> 00:14:13,279 Uh... 289 00:14:13,280 --> 00:14:16,559 Uh, it's made from... it's made from a sort of seaweed. 290 00:14:16,560 --> 00:14:19,279 - Oh, seriously, again? - Carra... 291 00:14:19,280 --> 00:14:21,239 - Who's had me almond milk? - Carrageenan. 292 00:14:21,240 --> 00:14:23,999 - "Not I," said the little red hen. - How do I spell that? 293 00:14:24,000 --> 00:14:25,959 Uh, carra... 294 00:14:25,960 --> 00:14:27,759 Uh, carrageenan is... 295 00:14:27,760 --> 00:14:29,039 - C-A-R... - Uh, no. It's... 296 00:14:29,040 --> 00:14:31,719 - I know it was... - Honestly, I went for cow's milk. 297 00:14:31,720 --> 00:14:32,799 Um... 298 00:14:32,800 --> 00:14:35,679 Know what? I'm just gonna email you with the full spelling. 299 00:14:35,680 --> 00:14:37,880 - Yeah, great. That's great. - Yeah? Great, great. 300 00:14:39,640 --> 00:14:42,520 Seriously, this stuff costs, like, £4.50 a carton. 301 00:14:44,200 --> 00:14:46,599 I actually lived above a Greggs in Wandsworth once. 302 00:14:46,600 --> 00:14:48,999 My waistline's still not forgiven me. 303 00:14:49,000 --> 00:14:51,359 I used to be hooked on their steak bake. 304 00:14:51,360 --> 00:14:54,559 It was like heroin in pastry for me, but now I've gone vegan, so... 305 00:14:54,560 --> 00:14:57,079 - They do a chicken one? - Yeah. It has weird sauce. 306 00:14:57,080 --> 00:15:00,679 The only chicken thing I actually miss is the Morley's burger. 307 00:15:00,680 --> 00:15:02,079 Oh, I love Morley's. 308 00:15:02,080 --> 00:15:06,039 Well, if we're talking fast-food chicken, the absolute winner for me is Bernie's. 309 00:15:06,040 --> 00:15:07,599 - Bernie's? - Bernie's Chicken. 310 00:15:07,600 --> 00:15:09,359 Had branches everywhere. Went bust. 311 00:15:09,360 --> 00:15:11,319 Whoever Bernie was, he was shit with money. 312 00:15:12,560 --> 00:15:13,920 It was Barnie's. 313 00:15:14,800 --> 00:15:17,279 - Say again. - Barnie's Chicken, the chicken chain. 314 00:15:17,280 --> 00:15:20,640 It was "Barnie's" with an "a," not Bernie's with an "e." 315 00:15:21,800 --> 00:15:23,839 Yeah, no, it was definitely Bernie's. 316 00:15:23,840 --> 00:15:26,039 - B-E-R... - B-A-R-N-I-E-S. 317 00:15:26,040 --> 00:15:29,519 "Barney" with an I-E at the ending? That's not how you spell Barney. 318 00:15:29,520 --> 00:15:33,079 No, I think "Barnie" meant, like, an animal that lives in a barn. 319 00:15:33,080 --> 00:15:34,080 Like a chicken. 320 00:15:35,040 --> 00:15:36,080 They live in coops. 321 00:15:37,520 --> 00:15:39,359 - Honestly, it's Barnie's. - Yeah. 322 00:15:39,360 --> 00:15:42,079 It was the chain. Bernie's. They were all over South London. 323 00:15:42,080 --> 00:15:46,039 Yeah, sorry, I've got to say, I think it was Bernie's. Bernie's Chicken. 324 00:15:46,040 --> 00:15:49,439 - Okay. I know for a fact it's Barnie's. - She's getting a strop on. 325 00:15:49,440 --> 00:15:52,479 Yeah, Nick, because my boyfriend used to work at a Barnie's. 326 00:15:52,480 --> 00:15:56,239 He still wears a baseball cap from there, so I see the logo every single day. 327 00:15:56,240 --> 00:15:57,760 So I know it is Barnie's. 328 00:15:59,200 --> 00:16:02,400 Come on, guys. "Bernie's," "Barnie's," does it matter? 329 00:16:04,200 --> 00:16:06,599 - It matters that she's wrong. - Oh my God! Okay! Okay! 330 00:16:06,600 --> 00:16:09,319 - Let's Google it. - Yeah, okay. Let's do it. 331 00:16:09,320 --> 00:16:10,440 - Let's Google it. - Yep. 332 00:16:11,840 --> 00:16:14,120 Barnie's Chicken. 333 00:16:15,920 --> 00:16:18,280 Oh dear. 334 00:16:18,840 --> 00:16:19,759 N... No. 335 00:16:19,760 --> 00:16:22,079 - Oh no. Oh, no, no, no. - No, look. 336 00:16:22,080 --> 00:16:23,159 - Oh, deary me. - No. 337 00:16:23,160 --> 00:16:24,319 - No? - It was not that. 338 00:16:24,320 --> 00:16:26,239 - Oh, is it not? No. - It wasn't that. 339 00:16:26,240 --> 00:16:28,279 - Is the whole Internet wrong today? - It... 340 00:16:28,280 --> 00:16:30,159 - That's annoying, isn't it? - Oh my God. 341 00:16:30,160 --> 00:16:31,680 Troubleshoot that if you can. 342 00:16:32,200 --> 00:16:33,680 Feel the "Bern." 343 00:16:36,560 --> 00:16:37,639 - Nick... - What? 344 00:16:37,640 --> 00:16:38,960 - Let it go. - I am. 345 00:16:59,720 --> 00:17:01,439 - Hon... - Mm-hmm? 346 00:17:01,440 --> 00:17:02,440 Look at this. 347 00:17:03,600 --> 00:17:05,439 - What about it? - It's changed. 348 00:17:05,440 --> 00:17:07,200 - From what? - Just read it. 349 00:17:09,600 --> 00:17:10,600 Bernie's. 350 00:17:12,880 --> 00:17:14,400 It used to say "Barnie's." 351 00:17:15,120 --> 00:17:17,120 Why? It's Bernie's Chicken. 352 00:17:23,640 --> 00:17:25,559 - You okay? - It was Barnie's. 353 00:17:25,560 --> 00:17:27,599 - Babes. - Don't "babes" me. It was Barnie's. 354 00:17:27,600 --> 00:17:31,119 I was the one who worked at a Bernie's Chicken for a year, okay? 355 00:17:31,120 --> 00:17:33,879 - It's always been Bernie's. - I swear to God, it's changed. 356 00:17:33,880 --> 00:17:36,439 Maybe you just think it has, like the Mandela Effect. 357 00:17:36,440 --> 00:17:38,119 - People misremember things. - No. I... 358 00:17:38,120 --> 00:17:41,160 Like the Monopoly man wearing a monocle. That was a big one. 359 00:17:47,400 --> 00:17:50,239 - I made a dick of myself at work. - 'Cause of Bernie's Chicken? 360 00:17:50,240 --> 00:17:54,159 - No, because of fucking Verity. - Okay, what's she got to do with that? 361 00:17:54,160 --> 00:17:55,679 She's just getting on my nerves. 362 00:17:55,680 --> 00:17:57,999 Everyone's fawning all over her, kissing her arse. 363 00:17:58,000 --> 00:18:00,479 - She's allowed to be popular. - Why are you taking her side? 364 00:18:00,480 --> 00:18:03,559 - What side? She's allowed to be popular. - I didn't say she wasn't. 365 00:18:03,560 --> 00:18:05,240 It doesn't make her a threat. 366 00:18:06,720 --> 00:18:08,719 - I didn't call her a threat. - Okay, well... 367 00:18:08,720 --> 00:18:10,999 What? Now I'm threatened by popular people? Is that it? 368 00:18:11,000 --> 00:18:13,279 No, I'm just saying that you like to be top dog. 369 00:18:13,280 --> 00:18:14,759 - Oh, fuck off. - You do. 370 00:18:14,760 --> 00:18:17,279 You love it when everyone's sucking your dick... 371 00:18:17,280 --> 00:18:19,399 I expect people to suck my dick? 372 00:18:19,400 --> 00:18:20,599 I didn't say "expect." 373 00:18:20,600 --> 00:18:22,599 Oh sorry. I ask them to? 374 00:18:22,600 --> 00:18:25,479 Be a bit difficult since I don't have a fucking dick. 375 00:18:25,480 --> 00:18:27,360 You can relate to that, can't you? 376 00:18:32,160 --> 00:18:33,239 Bernie's Chicken! 377 00:19:48,840 --> 00:19:53,000 Oh, just through here, Mr. Ditta. This is where the magic happens. 378 00:19:53,520 --> 00:19:55,759 Uh, this is Nick in Graphics. 379 00:19:55,760 --> 00:19:57,919 Um, Kitchen Head, Yudy. 380 00:19:57,920 --> 00:20:01,599 And, of course, of Chili Flake Bête Noire fame, 381 00:20:01,600 --> 00:20:03,439 our chief wizard, Maria. 382 00:20:03,440 --> 00:20:05,759 Oh, technically, a female wizard is a witch, so... 383 00:20:05,760 --> 00:20:07,959 Either way, I'm impressed by your conjuring. 384 00:20:07,960 --> 00:20:09,399 Thank you. 385 00:20:09,400 --> 00:20:12,560 Ah, the famous miso jam Hucklebuck. 386 00:20:14,200 --> 00:20:16,000 I've heard good things. 387 00:20:20,520 --> 00:20:22,760 There is a bit of a learning curve to it. 388 00:20:25,760 --> 00:20:26,760 Very good. 389 00:20:28,480 --> 00:20:30,439 Uh, this is the Doubloon. 390 00:20:30,440 --> 00:20:32,239 - Mm-hmm. - It's a new concept. 391 00:20:32,240 --> 00:20:34,799 - It's made from... - Please, please, no spoilers. 392 00:20:34,800 --> 00:20:35,800 Let me guess. 393 00:20:41,720 --> 00:20:42,760 That's good. 394 00:20:43,800 --> 00:20:44,999 That's great. 395 00:20:45,000 --> 00:20:46,600 Okay, so it's, uh, 396 00:20:47,120 --> 00:20:48,399 dark salted chocolate. 397 00:20:48,400 --> 00:20:51,279 - Yes. - And, um, kind of a marshmallow. 398 00:20:51,280 --> 00:20:52,559 - Just mallow. - Mm. 399 00:20:52,560 --> 00:20:55,279 But what's this texture? It's very interesting. 400 00:20:55,280 --> 00:20:57,639 Uh, well, it's bound with a plant-based gelatine, 401 00:20:57,640 --> 00:20:59,839 which is derived from seaweed. 402 00:20:59,840 --> 00:21:01,240 - Seaweed? - Mm. 403 00:21:02,120 --> 00:21:05,080 - Um... - The things that we can do, hey? May I? 404 00:21:05,640 --> 00:21:07,999 Yeah. Oh, yeah, you're the boss. 405 00:21:09,400 --> 00:21:10,480 Mmm. 406 00:21:11,320 --> 00:21:12,239 Mmm. 407 00:21:12,240 --> 00:21:14,439 Tight ship you're running, Gabe. See you in Berlin. 408 00:21:14,440 --> 00:21:15,479 Yes. Of course. 409 00:21:15,480 --> 00:21:17,839 Good. And I think you should join us. 410 00:21:17,840 --> 00:21:18,840 I... 411 00:21:19,720 --> 00:21:20,559 Yeah. Yes. 412 00:21:20,560 --> 00:21:22,800 - Good. - Okay, all right. 413 00:21:24,480 --> 00:21:27,239 - What is up with you? - It's beef gelatine in the mallow. 414 00:21:27,240 --> 00:21:29,799 - Beef? - Oh, what? Ditta is Hindu. 415 00:21:29,800 --> 00:21:31,800 - You just fed him beef. - Carrageenan. 416 00:21:35,200 --> 00:21:36,839 - I said "carrageenan." - Wasn't on the list. 417 00:21:36,840 --> 00:21:39,639 - I was specific. - It wasn't on Verity's list. 418 00:21:39,640 --> 00:21:40,880 Verity's list. 419 00:21:42,280 --> 00:21:43,159 Verity's list. 420 00:21:46,440 --> 00:21:48,760 - Sorry, what did you call it? - Carrageenan. 421 00:21:50,720 --> 00:21:53,359 - I've never heard that word before. - You wrote it down. 422 00:21:53,360 --> 00:21:55,040 You even asked how to spell it. 423 00:21:55,560 --> 00:21:57,719 - She just said, "Non-pork gelatine." - I didn't. 424 00:21:57,720 --> 00:22:00,800 Luisa was complaining about almond milk. Maybe you were distracted. 425 00:22:02,760 --> 00:22:05,919 - Honestly, non-pork was all she said. - So it's a verbal instruction. 426 00:22:05,920 --> 00:22:07,639 Maybe some things get misheard. 427 00:22:07,640 --> 00:22:09,919 I wrote it in an email to her. Listed every ingredient. 428 00:22:09,920 --> 00:22:13,560 Sorry, Maria, but in the email you sent, it just says non-pork gelatine. 429 00:22:14,320 --> 00:22:15,759 I know what I wrote. 430 00:22:15,760 --> 00:22:18,119 Well... Please stop shouting at me. 431 00:22:18,120 --> 00:22:19,440 I am not... 432 00:22:20,280 --> 00:22:23,400 - I am not shouting. - You've been raising your voice. 433 00:22:24,000 --> 00:22:26,199 - What? When? - I think you need to calm down. 434 00:22:26,200 --> 00:22:27,720 I am calm! 435 00:22:28,480 --> 00:22:29,999 I'm... I... 436 00:22:32,840 --> 00:22:33,840 I am calm. 437 00:22:35,960 --> 00:22:39,720 Gabe, I remember what I wrote and how I wrote it. 438 00:22:40,800 --> 00:22:44,280 I am saying that Verity is mistaken. 439 00:22:48,800 --> 00:22:51,160 Let's see that email. 440 00:22:51,760 --> 00:22:52,760 Mm. 441 00:23:10,840 --> 00:23:13,559 - You owe Verity an apology. - That is not what I wrote. 442 00:23:13,560 --> 00:23:15,120 Just apologize. 443 00:23:17,480 --> 00:23:18,480 I'm sorry. 444 00:23:19,560 --> 00:23:20,560 Can I go now? 445 00:23:34,160 --> 00:23:35,399 - She altered it somehow. - Whoa! 446 00:23:35,400 --> 00:23:37,719 - I don't know how or why. She must have. - Maria. 447 00:23:37,720 --> 00:23:40,199 Gabe, please, come on. You have known me for years. 448 00:23:40,200 --> 00:23:41,839 Will you please just listen to me? 449 00:23:41,840 --> 00:23:45,359 I am listening. You sound quite emotional. 450 00:23:45,360 --> 00:23:49,080 I... know what I wrote. 451 00:23:50,400 --> 00:23:54,839 Look, you have some personal issues with Verity. 452 00:23:54,840 --> 00:23:55,879 I can see that. 453 00:23:55,880 --> 00:23:59,839 But, from my perspective, she's hardworking, you know, well-liked. 454 00:23:59,840 --> 00:24:02,159 - She's done nothing wrong. - Yeah, she's doing this. 455 00:24:02,160 --> 00:24:04,560 No one is doing anything. 456 00:24:08,240 --> 00:24:11,359 - Look, is everything all right at home? - Don't fucking patronize me. 457 00:24:11,360 --> 00:24:13,799 - If you want to take some time off... - I am fine. 458 00:24:13,800 --> 00:24:16,560 All right. Well, if that ever changes, 459 00:24:17,280 --> 00:24:19,159 I'm always here to talk. 460 00:24:19,160 --> 00:24:20,400 Oh, uh, Maria. 461 00:24:22,120 --> 00:24:23,160 In the meantime, 462 00:24:23,680 --> 00:24:25,319 get off Verity's back. 463 00:24:25,320 --> 00:24:26,320 Okay? 464 00:24:27,040 --> 00:24:28,800 You're starting to look vindictive. 465 00:24:38,520 --> 00:24:41,759 What I don't understand is how she changed the fucking email. How? 466 00:24:41,760 --> 00:24:42,760 Maybe she didn't. 467 00:24:43,440 --> 00:24:46,599 - Kae, I know what I wrote. - Maybe you sent it to draft by mistake. 468 00:24:46,600 --> 00:24:48,679 I checked the draft folder. Fucking hell. 469 00:24:48,680 --> 00:24:51,479 Have you... have you listened to anything I've fucking said? 470 00:24:51,480 --> 00:24:52,879 Every word since you came in. 471 00:24:52,880 --> 00:24:56,159 Okay, Verity has orchestrated some high-tech conspiracy... 472 00:24:56,160 --> 00:24:59,399 She has always been good with computers. Like, mad genius level. 473 00:24:59,400 --> 00:25:01,879 - She is doing this. - I think you're working too hard. 474 00:25:01,880 --> 00:25:04,439 - Oh, don't you fucking start. - I do. You're sounding... 475 00:25:04,440 --> 00:25:06,679 I think you sound stressed and obsessed. 476 00:25:06,680 --> 00:25:08,079 Sh, Natalie texted back. 477 00:25:08,080 --> 00:25:09,119 Who's Natalie? 478 00:25:09,120 --> 00:25:10,400 Nat from school. 479 00:25:16,640 --> 00:25:17,880 It's not from her. 480 00:25:21,040 --> 00:25:22,719 "Hi, this is Dan, Nat's husband." 481 00:25:22,720 --> 00:25:26,000 "No easy way to say this, but Nat passed away a few days ago." 482 00:25:27,080 --> 00:25:28,679 "Sorry it took a while to reply, 483 00:25:28,680 --> 00:25:31,199 but it's been tough, as I'm sure you understand." 484 00:25:31,200 --> 00:25:32,280 Shit. 485 00:25:32,960 --> 00:25:33,960 Sorry. 486 00:25:34,600 --> 00:25:36,600 Was she a close friend or... 487 00:25:38,080 --> 00:25:40,680 Maybe just send him a text, you know. Poor guy. 488 00:25:41,280 --> 00:25:42,719 "Sorry for your loss," or... 489 00:25:42,720 --> 00:25:45,879 Don't... Babes, don't call. What you doing? The man just said he's grieving. 490 00:25:45,880 --> 00:25:47,519 - Hello? - Hey! Hi, sorry. 491 00:25:47,520 --> 00:25:52,399 Um, this is... this is Maria, um, from Nat's school. You just texted me. 492 00:25:52,400 --> 00:25:54,439 Yeah. Your name was on the thing. 493 00:25:54,440 --> 00:25:55,719 Honey, stop. 494 00:25:55,720 --> 00:25:58,359 Sorry to break it in a text. It's just been rough, you know? 495 00:25:58,360 --> 00:26:00,959 With the kids and... It was such a shock. 496 00:26:00,960 --> 00:26:02,719 Oh, I'm sure, I'm sure, I'm sure. 497 00:26:02,720 --> 00:26:04,559 Um, God, yeah. 498 00:26:04,560 --> 00:26:05,599 How did she... 499 00:26:05,600 --> 00:26:06,999 Was she ill, or... 500 00:26:07,000 --> 00:26:08,119 - Maria. - Or... 501 00:26:08,120 --> 00:26:10,480 - How did she... die? - Yeah. 502 00:26:11,080 --> 00:26:13,520 She... she took her own life. 503 00:26:14,320 --> 00:26:16,399 - As in, she killed herself? - Yeah. 504 00:26:16,400 --> 00:26:17,479 But why? I mean... 505 00:26:17,480 --> 00:26:19,440 I don't know. Some kind of breakdown. 506 00:26:19,960 --> 00:26:22,719 In the weeks leading up, she wasn't really rational. 507 00:26:22,720 --> 00:26:23,879 How so? 508 00:26:23,880 --> 00:26:27,440 Like, paranoid. Accusing everyone of lying about stuff. Stupid things. 509 00:26:27,960 --> 00:26:30,360 Her grip on reality wasn't, you know, the best. 510 00:26:31,400 --> 00:26:33,479 Sorry, why... why do you wanna know this? 511 00:26:33,480 --> 00:26:35,399 Had she been in touch with anyone from school? 512 00:26:35,400 --> 00:26:36,399 What do you mean? 513 00:26:36,400 --> 00:26:39,199 Had she bumped into anyone from Colworth Manor High? 514 00:26:39,200 --> 00:26:42,399 - What's that have to do with anything? - Did she mention Verity Greene? 515 00:26:42,400 --> 00:26:44,439 - No. I don't know who that is. - Fuck's sake. Maria. 516 00:26:44,440 --> 00:26:45,879 - Are you sure? - Look, I'm sure. 517 00:26:45,880 --> 00:26:47,959 - Verity Greene. - Listen, I have to go. 518 00:26:47,960 --> 00:26:50,359 - I've got to put my kids to bed. - Oh, I'm so sorry. 519 00:26:50,360 --> 00:26:52,519 - I'm gonna hang up. - If you could try to remember... 520 00:26:52,520 --> 00:26:54,560 Don't call this number again. 521 00:27:29,360 --> 00:27:30,239 Morning. 522 00:27:30,240 --> 00:27:31,240 Morning. 523 00:27:32,280 --> 00:27:33,920 Are you sitting the meeting out? 524 00:27:34,560 --> 00:27:35,560 Sorry? 525 00:27:36,440 --> 00:27:39,079 There was a team meeting this morning. The rest are still down there. 526 00:27:39,080 --> 00:27:41,280 - I'm early. - Uh, it was at 8:00. 527 00:27:42,680 --> 00:27:45,319 - No one said. - I think Gabe sent an email yesterday. 528 00:27:45,320 --> 00:27:47,600 I did not see that. 529 00:27:50,920 --> 00:27:53,960 - I mean, it's probably in your junk. - Oh, I bet it is. 530 00:27:59,840 --> 00:28:01,200 Do you have a problem with me? 531 00:28:03,240 --> 00:28:04,240 What? 532 00:28:05,720 --> 00:28:07,760 You just seem like you have a problem with me. 533 00:28:08,320 --> 00:28:09,640 And why might that be? 534 00:28:12,000 --> 00:28:13,120 I don't know. 535 00:28:13,680 --> 00:28:15,480 You can't think of any reason? 536 00:28:16,600 --> 00:28:18,599 I know you didn't think much of me at school. 537 00:28:18,600 --> 00:28:22,279 I didn't think anything of you at school, Verity. I hardly noticed you. 538 00:28:22,280 --> 00:28:24,680 You even said yourself you were always in the computer room. 539 00:28:25,360 --> 00:28:27,879 I'm sorry, but you didn't really cross my mind very often. 540 00:28:27,880 --> 00:28:30,679 - People said stuff about me. - I don't know. Did they? 541 00:28:30,680 --> 00:28:32,320 About me and Mr. Kendrick. 542 00:28:36,360 --> 00:28:38,360 I never... I never believed any of that. 543 00:28:40,760 --> 00:28:44,040 Whole time I was at school, he was, like, the only one who was nice to me. 544 00:28:45,720 --> 00:28:47,919 He didn't care that I had mad hair or whatever. 545 00:28:47,920 --> 00:28:51,320 He just, like, told me I was clever, and he looked out for me. 546 00:28:53,040 --> 00:28:55,640 That computer room, like, I lived for it, 547 00:28:57,160 --> 00:29:00,480 those lunchtimes, because it was the only place I wasn't on my own. 548 00:29:01,200 --> 00:29:03,479 So when he was transferred, I had nothing. 549 00:29:03,480 --> 00:29:05,760 Because everything outside of that was, like... 550 00:29:08,840 --> 00:29:09,840 You know. 551 00:29:11,200 --> 00:29:12,760 Kids can be fucking awful. 552 00:29:14,800 --> 00:29:17,000 They're just kids. They're not thinking. 553 00:29:19,480 --> 00:29:20,560 Yeah, I know. 554 00:29:23,080 --> 00:29:25,280 I never had a problem with you, Verity. 555 00:29:26,320 --> 00:29:29,800 And I am... I'm really sorry that you had such a hard time. 556 00:29:34,040 --> 00:29:35,040 Thank you. 557 00:29:38,560 --> 00:29:39,560 Mm. 558 00:30:42,920 --> 00:30:45,559 Nick, we gotta change that slogan by the end of the day. 559 00:30:45,560 --> 00:30:47,560 "Crunchy Surprise" is not gonna play. Oh. 560 00:30:48,080 --> 00:30:50,080 What's with the no-show at the meeting? 561 00:30:50,920 --> 00:30:51,920 Hello? 562 00:30:52,280 --> 00:30:55,919 We had an emergency recall. A YouTuber found a toenail in a Caramel Cove. 563 00:30:55,920 --> 00:30:57,080 Did you not get my email? 564 00:30:58,160 --> 00:30:59,559 Maria, my email? 565 00:30:59,560 --> 00:31:01,440 Uh, I bet it's in my spam. 566 00:31:02,240 --> 00:31:04,959 Oh, you guys are taking the piss. 567 00:31:04,960 --> 00:31:06,719 Okay, sorry, everyone. 568 00:31:06,720 --> 00:31:10,559 Uh, this keeps happening, and it's not on, all right? 569 00:31:10,560 --> 00:31:12,919 One of you's been at my almond milk again. 570 00:31:12,920 --> 00:31:17,079 And it was full this morning, so... I know it's just happened. 571 00:31:17,080 --> 00:31:18,120 So who was it? 572 00:31:19,760 --> 00:31:21,680 I was in the meeting with you, so... 573 00:31:40,280 --> 00:31:42,479 Oh my God. It was her. 574 00:31:42,480 --> 00:31:45,639 Okay? It was Verity. She drank the whole thing in front of me. 575 00:31:45,640 --> 00:31:48,639 - Why are you doing this? - Because you are a fucking freak. 576 00:31:48,640 --> 00:31:50,679 - Okay, enough. - I don't know why she's doing this. 577 00:31:50,680 --> 00:31:53,079 - I don't know why you're doing this. - I didn't want to say. 578 00:31:53,080 --> 00:31:55,560 I find her so intimidating. 579 00:31:56,320 --> 00:31:58,239 But it was Maria who drank your milk. 580 00:32:00,280 --> 00:32:01,280 Really? 581 00:32:03,400 --> 00:32:04,600 I drank almond milk? 582 00:32:05,200 --> 00:32:06,079 Yeah. 583 00:32:06,080 --> 00:32:07,960 Which I'm allergic to? 584 00:32:10,040 --> 00:32:11,639 I mean, I only know what I saw. 585 00:32:11,640 --> 00:32:14,400 - You lunatic fucking liar. - I said enough. 586 00:32:17,040 --> 00:32:19,080 We can... we can just check the camera. 587 00:32:22,120 --> 00:32:23,400 The security camera? 588 00:32:25,400 --> 00:32:26,440 Okay? 589 00:32:27,280 --> 00:32:28,119 Uh-huh. 590 00:32:28,120 --> 00:32:30,439 Yeah. Let's do it. 591 00:32:30,440 --> 00:32:31,560 All right. 592 00:32:37,360 --> 00:32:38,600 Okay. 593 00:32:39,240 --> 00:32:40,799 - Kitchen area. - Mm-hmm. 594 00:32:40,800 --> 00:32:43,000 - Play it from here? - Yeah. 595 00:32:45,120 --> 00:32:47,279 Honestly, it wasn't me. It was her. 596 00:32:47,280 --> 00:32:49,880 Let's just... watch the tape. 597 00:32:59,560 --> 00:33:01,079 Jesus Christ, Maria. 598 00:33:01,080 --> 00:33:02,320 I didn't do that. 599 00:33:03,040 --> 00:33:04,720 Oh my... That... 600 00:33:05,920 --> 00:33:08,079 That is not even possible. I've got a nut allergy! 601 00:33:08,080 --> 00:33:11,120 - No such thing as a nut allergy. - What's "nutallergy"? 602 00:33:12,640 --> 00:33:14,440 - A nut allergy. - What? 603 00:33:15,240 --> 00:33:16,400 Nut... 604 00:33:17,280 --> 00:33:18,280 "Nutallergy"? 605 00:33:19,240 --> 00:33:20,880 An allergy to nuts. 606 00:33:24,680 --> 00:33:26,239 I am allergic to nuts. 607 00:33:26,240 --> 00:33:27,400 Well... 608 00:33:29,120 --> 00:33:32,639 I have had a serious nut allergy my whole life. 609 00:33:32,640 --> 00:33:35,199 I've always had to read ingredients and study labels. 610 00:33:35,200 --> 00:33:37,399 It's how I got into food. Because of my nut allergy! 611 00:33:37,400 --> 00:33:40,639 "Nutallergy." You keep saying it like it's supposed to mean something. 612 00:33:40,640 --> 00:33:42,239 - What does it mean? - Do you know? 613 00:33:42,240 --> 00:33:43,159 No. 614 00:33:43,160 --> 00:33:44,240 No. 615 00:33:46,480 --> 00:33:48,440 Oh, now we're Googling it. Okay. 616 00:33:56,680 --> 00:33:58,159 How are you doing this? 617 00:33:58,160 --> 00:34:00,119 Okay, look, Maria. Look, just... 618 00:34:00,120 --> 00:34:03,079 - It's that. It's that pendant thing. - Maria... 619 00:34:03,080 --> 00:34:04,599 Oh my God. She's changing things... 620 00:34:04,600 --> 00:34:05,599 Okay. Whoa. Hey. 621 00:34:05,600 --> 00:34:07,479 ...with that thing around her neck. 622 00:34:07,480 --> 00:34:09,199 - Get off me! - You need to calm down. 623 00:34:09,200 --> 00:34:11,640 I am calm. I am calm. 624 00:34:12,160 --> 00:34:15,159 All right. So why don't we just sit down? 625 00:34:15,160 --> 00:34:17,239 Let's... Maria. Hey! Whoa! 626 00:34:17,240 --> 00:34:20,439 Your actions leave me with no choice but to let you go. 627 00:34:20,440 --> 00:34:22,879 Maybe you're struggling with your mental health. I... 628 00:34:28,040 --> 00:34:30,239 Whatever nutallergy is, I don't know. 629 00:34:30,240 --> 00:34:33,479 But you need to take a break and focus on yourself. 630 00:34:33,480 --> 00:34:35,520 You need to get well. 631 00:34:36,680 --> 00:34:38,759 This is not coming from me as a boss 632 00:34:38,760 --> 00:34:42,080 but as a friend, one human being to another. 633 00:34:42,800 --> 00:34:45,760 Please speak to someone. 634 00:34:47,240 --> 00:34:49,400 - Get some help. - Oh, shut up, you cunt. 635 00:35:18,320 --> 00:35:21,200 - See you tomorrow, Verity. - See you tomorrow, Nick. 636 00:36:23,640 --> 00:36:24,880 What the fuck? 637 00:36:49,920 --> 00:36:50,999 Oh shit. 638 00:37:05,840 --> 00:37:07,680 Shit. Ow! 639 00:38:16,120 --> 00:38:18,360 ♪ Her legs are long like a licorice ♪ 640 00:38:19,000 --> 00:38:21,120 ♪ She's a genie, and you got one wish ♪ 641 00:38:21,640 --> 00:38:23,959 ♪ Ya dressed up in the snake's venom ♪ 642 00:38:23,960 --> 00:38:27,079 ♪ You wanna touch her And you just might let 'em ♪ 643 00:38:27,080 --> 00:38:29,719 ♪ You're rolling on the esplanade ♪ 644 00:38:29,720 --> 00:38:32,319 ♪ Her spirit's long And her spirit's hard ♪ 645 00:38:32,320 --> 00:38:35,159 ♪ You wanna try her, and she'll fold ten ♪ 646 00:38:35,160 --> 00:38:37,719 ♪ Life ain't a bitch It's a lover or a friend ♪ 647 00:38:37,720 --> 00:38:40,639 ♪ Star fire, she fell from the sky ♪ 648 00:38:40,640 --> 00:38:43,439 ♪ Star fire, do you wanna ride? ♪ 649 00:38:43,440 --> 00:38:46,039 ♪ Star fire, she fell from the sky ♪ 650 00:38:46,040 --> 00:38:48,760 ♪ Five hundred times a night ♪ 651 00:39:10,200 --> 00:39:12,959 ♪ She sees the golden grass And golden towers ♪ 652 00:39:12,960 --> 00:39:15,639 ♪ Here she comes, she's star fire ♪ 653 00:39:15,640 --> 00:39:17,839 ♪ You think you know The world about loot ♪ 654 00:39:17,840 --> 00:39:20,560 ♪ She'll take you out On the back of the boot ♪ 655 00:39:21,520 --> 00:39:27,039 ♪ Star fire, only one side of town ♪ 656 00:39:27,040 --> 00:39:29,599 ♪ Star fire, star fire ♪ 657 00:39:29,600 --> 00:39:32,359 ♪ Burning holes in her short hot gown ♪ 658 00:39:32,360 --> 00:39:33,720 ♪ Star ♪ 659 00:40:18,080 --> 00:40:19,120 Come out. 660 00:40:21,880 --> 00:40:23,320 I will call the police. 661 00:40:34,000 --> 00:40:35,879 Yeah, I thought it might be you. 662 00:40:37,280 --> 00:40:39,519 I've got your fucking thing. 663 00:40:39,520 --> 00:40:41,199 Your fucking pendant. 664 00:40:41,200 --> 00:40:43,239 It won't work for you. It's got finger ID. 665 00:40:43,240 --> 00:40:46,800 This changes things, doesn't it? 666 00:40:47,600 --> 00:40:48,720 You say something, 667 00:40:49,240 --> 00:40:50,639 you fiddle with this, 668 00:40:50,640 --> 00:40:53,959 and then somehow, reality changes. 669 00:40:53,960 --> 00:40:56,360 How can that little thing change reality? 670 00:40:57,600 --> 00:40:59,160 It's just a remote. 671 00:40:59,760 --> 00:41:01,919 Connects to the quantum compiler downstairs. 672 00:41:01,920 --> 00:41:04,119 That's what changes reality. I'll show you how it works. 673 00:41:04,120 --> 00:41:06,879 - You're not fucking getting this back. - It really is just a remote. 674 00:41:06,880 --> 00:41:08,120 I've got loads of them. 675 00:41:09,520 --> 00:41:11,519 Technically, it's not changing anything. 676 00:41:11,520 --> 00:41:14,039 It just retunes our corporal frequency 677 00:41:14,040 --> 00:41:19,239 to one of the parallel realities where whatever I've said has always been true. 678 00:41:19,240 --> 00:41:21,799 There's infinite timelines, so I just pick the one 679 00:41:21,800 --> 00:41:24,920 where you're the only one who knows what's going on. 680 00:41:25,520 --> 00:41:27,159 - So you feel really... - How... 681 00:41:27,160 --> 00:41:28,199 ...special. 682 00:41:28,200 --> 00:41:30,479 - Where... where did you... - I built the system. 683 00:41:31,680 --> 00:41:33,200 Computer lab nerdo. 684 00:41:33,800 --> 00:41:38,040 I can change little things, like you chose a red top this morning instead of yellow. 685 00:41:43,240 --> 00:41:45,359 Make it so you've always spoken Chinese. 686 00:41:50,240 --> 00:41:52,959 Make it so we're having this conversation in the office. 687 00:41:57,800 --> 00:42:00,599 Or put it all back. 688 00:42:00,600 --> 00:42:02,920 You total fucking bitch! 689 00:42:03,760 --> 00:42:05,479 It's quite cool, though, isn't it? 690 00:42:05,480 --> 00:42:07,199 I don't understand. 691 00:42:08,120 --> 00:42:10,320 I don't care if you understand it. 692 00:42:11,880 --> 00:42:13,320 I'm doing it to hurt you. 693 00:42:14,240 --> 00:42:15,360 That's the main thing. 694 00:42:16,120 --> 00:42:17,120 Why? 695 00:42:19,400 --> 00:42:21,320 - You know why. - I don't know. 696 00:42:22,440 --> 00:42:24,160 Who started that rumor... 697 00:42:27,240 --> 00:42:28,560 about me and Mr. Kendrick? 698 00:42:29,920 --> 00:42:32,760 - What? - Who started the lie? 699 00:42:33,840 --> 00:42:35,480 I... I don't know. 700 00:42:36,080 --> 00:42:37,360 And you're still lying. 701 00:42:39,640 --> 00:42:41,520 Natalie Caine told me it was you. 702 00:42:42,360 --> 00:42:44,799 Just before she jumped. She said it was you. 703 00:42:44,800 --> 00:42:46,160 Was she lying? 704 00:42:48,280 --> 00:42:49,280 No. 705 00:42:51,080 --> 00:42:52,240 Then why? 706 00:42:55,640 --> 00:42:56,640 I don't know. 707 00:42:58,080 --> 00:43:00,640 Um, maybe I was jealous. 708 00:43:01,720 --> 00:43:04,759 Um, maybe I wanted Natalie to get off my back. 709 00:43:04,760 --> 00:43:07,759 I... It wasn't my fault. I just said it as a joke. 710 00:43:07,760 --> 00:43:09,519 She ran with it, and, like... 711 00:43:09,520 --> 00:43:11,919 And everyone else just went along with it. 712 00:43:11,920 --> 00:43:17,759 Yeah, and then it became a reality, and weirdo Milkmaid couldn't fight back. 713 00:43:17,760 --> 00:43:19,599 And she was stuck there. 714 00:43:19,600 --> 00:43:21,919 Just like everyone calling her mad. 715 00:43:23,840 --> 00:43:25,720 Lonely old place, isn't it? 716 00:43:27,920 --> 00:43:30,040 You... you could use that. 717 00:43:31,080 --> 00:43:33,080 You could use that to do anything. 718 00:43:33,680 --> 00:43:37,199 You can make it so that none of that matters. 719 00:43:37,200 --> 00:43:39,079 - You could be... - Empress of the universe? 720 00:43:39,080 --> 00:43:40,039 Yeah. 721 00:43:40,040 --> 00:43:42,999 What, make it so I'm empress of the universe? 722 00:43:43,000 --> 00:43:44,760 Worshiped by acolytes? 723 00:43:45,280 --> 00:43:47,919 Yeah. Yeah, that was the first thing I did. 724 00:43:47,920 --> 00:43:49,840 Don't get me wrong. It was amazing. 725 00:43:50,880 --> 00:43:51,880 For a while. 726 00:43:53,360 --> 00:43:54,640 I've done everything. 727 00:43:59,960 --> 00:44:01,040 I've been everything. 728 00:44:03,160 --> 00:44:07,599 But whatever I do, all that stuff is just... 729 00:44:07,600 --> 00:44:09,480 It's just still there. 730 00:44:12,720 --> 00:44:14,920 Just aching away. 731 00:44:17,080 --> 00:44:19,759 So here I am, fixing a hole. 732 00:44:20,720 --> 00:44:22,520 Seeking closure. 733 00:44:25,040 --> 00:44:26,839 Took me five weeks to break Natalie. 734 00:44:26,840 --> 00:44:28,560 You've been what, like, 735 00:44:30,120 --> 00:44:31,120 five days. 736 00:44:34,080 --> 00:44:35,760 How do you think you'll do it? 737 00:44:36,400 --> 00:44:38,599 She was a jumper, but you're not a jumper. 738 00:44:40,880 --> 00:44:42,200 Maybe you like wrists. 739 00:44:44,080 --> 00:44:45,200 Or, um... 740 00:45:11,240 --> 00:45:12,999 Ow! 741 00:45:13,000 --> 00:45:14,159 Fuck! 742 00:45:22,360 --> 00:45:24,439 - The police are here. Armed police. - Fuck you! 743 00:45:24,440 --> 00:45:26,839 Your boyfriend called and said you've gone berserk. 744 00:45:26,840 --> 00:45:28,719 You've broken into my house with a knife. 745 00:45:33,880 --> 00:45:35,039 Police! Drop it! 746 00:45:35,040 --> 00:45:36,599 Oh, thank God you're here. 747 00:45:36,600 --> 00:45:38,279 Don't let her hurt me. 748 00:45:38,280 --> 00:45:39,640 Drop the knife. 749 00:45:44,760 --> 00:45:47,080 Hands on your head. Now. 750 00:45:49,800 --> 00:45:50,840 Turn around. 751 00:46:22,800 --> 00:46:24,439 Christ! 752 00:46:32,520 --> 00:46:33,520 Drop it! 753 00:46:35,840 --> 00:46:37,560 Get your hands up! 754 00:46:50,520 --> 00:46:51,520 Stop! 755 00:46:54,320 --> 00:46:56,999 The pendant works for me. The pendant works for me! 756 00:46:57,000 --> 00:46:58,159 Drop it now, now, now! 757 00:46:58,160 --> 00:47:01,999 She shot herself. It wasn't me. You saw the whole thing. 758 00:47:02,000 --> 00:47:03,120 I know. 759 00:47:03,720 --> 00:47:04,720 Who is she? 760 00:47:05,400 --> 00:47:06,559 Um... 761 00:47:06,560 --> 00:47:09,719 I've never seen her before in my life. I don't know who she is. 762 00:47:09,720 --> 00:47:13,000 So why did she shoot herself? What's going on here? 763 00:47:13,480 --> 00:47:15,999 We're gonna need to take you to the station to ask some questions. 764 00:47:16,000 --> 00:47:17,079 No, you won't. 765 00:47:17,080 --> 00:47:18,080 How so? 766 00:47:19,200 --> 00:47:21,600 You work for me. Both of you. 767 00:47:22,480 --> 00:47:23,480 Yes, guv. 768 00:47:27,560 --> 00:47:28,720 You worship me. 769 00:47:29,320 --> 00:47:30,720 Yes, ma'am. 770 00:47:32,120 --> 00:47:33,120 Because... 771 00:47:36,040 --> 00:47:37,200 ...I am... 772 00:47:38,240 --> 00:47:40,040 I am the empress 773 00:47:40,720 --> 00:47:43,320 of... the universe. 774 00:47:43,920 --> 00:47:46,079 Hail Maria. 775 00:47:47,680 --> 00:47:52,439 Hail Maria! Hail Maria! Hail Maria! 776 00:47:52,440 --> 00:47:57,479 Hail Maria! Hail Maria! Hail Maria! 777 00:48:04,160 --> 00:48:06,679 ♪ Never in a million fucking years ♪ 778 00:48:06,680 --> 00:48:11,000 ♪ Did I ever think I'd ever See your fucking face again ♪ 779 00:48:12,160 --> 00:48:14,839 ♪ I'll find you on the wall ♪ 780 00:48:14,840 --> 00:48:18,080 ♪ Find you in reflection ♪ 781 00:48:21,240 --> 00:48:23,320 ♪ Well, I thought I was getting better ♪ 782 00:48:25,280 --> 00:48:28,440 ♪ I must think I’m fucking Mickey Mouse ♪ 783 00:48:29,760 --> 00:48:32,720 ♪ This year's been a belter ♪ 784 00:48:34,400 --> 00:48:35,800 ♪ Shithouse! ♪ 785 00:48:38,440 --> 00:48:40,720 ♪ Well, I thought I was getting better ♪ 786 00:48:42,640 --> 00:48:45,800 ♪ I must think I’m fucking Cinderella ♪ 787 00:48:47,120 --> 00:48:51,160 ♪ In the mind there lives a louse ♪ 788 00:48:51,840 --> 00:48:53,160 ♪ Shithouse! ♪